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remsh,a myl jdish n,d remsh,a mkaoyila wysñ lr.;a mqoa.,hl= ms<sn| f;dr;=rla l÷rg m%foaYfha .ïudkhlska ,xld§mhg jd¾;d úh' isoaêh ieflúka fufiah' Tyq l÷rg m%foaYfha l=vd .ïudkhl mÈxÑ iq¿ mßudKfha jHdmdßlfhls'
tfia jqjo hyñka uqo,a yo,a Tyq i;=j ;sìK' tfia jqjo Tyq uqo,a úhoï lsÍug oeä f,danlula oelaúh' tu f,danlu ksid Tyqg isÿjQ wlr;eínhls fï' Tyq mÈxÑ .ug l=vd k.rfha isg hdug ud¾. folla mj;S' tla ud¾.hl nia .dia;=j wfkla ud¾.fha nia .dia;=jg jvd remsh,a mylska wvqh'
kuq;a tu wvq nia .dia;= iys; ud¾.fha Odjkh jk nia r:fha u.Skaf.a oeä ;onohla mj;sk w;r mdmqjrefõ mjd u.Ska ysgf.k hkq olakg ,efí'
tfia jqjo wfkla ud¾.fha nia .dia;=j remsh,a mylska jeä jqjo nia r:j, t;rï u.Ska msßila fkdue;s w;r ´kEu ia:dkhlska ke. nia r:fha wiqkaf.k hdug yels ;;a;ajhla mj;S' miq.sh Èkl fuu iq¿ jHdmdßlhd l=vd k.rhg meñK wdmiq .ug hdu i|yd nia kej;=ug meñKs w;r ál fõ,djlska remsh,a myla jeäfhka wh lrk ud¾.fha nia r: u.Ska lsysmfofkl= muKla kxjdf.k nia kej;=ug meñKsfhah'
kuq;a fuu jHdmdßlhd tu nia r:hg f.dv fkdjQfha ‘‘wehs wmrdfoa remsh,a myla jeäfhka fokafka’’ hehs is;ñks' tu nia r:h f.dia ál fõ,djlska wfkla ud¾.fha nia r:h meñKs w;r tys u.Syq msÍ isáhy'
mdmqjrefõ mjd lsysm fofkl=u /q£ isá w;r nia r:hg ke.Su mjd wmyiqúh' flfia fyda nia r:h ;=<g ßx.d.;a fuu jHdmdßlhd o fikÛ w;r f;rms f;rmS .uka lf<a b;sßlr.;a remsh,a my .ek is;d wdvïnr fjñks' ;u .ï fmfoig meñKs miq nia r:fhka nei.;a Tyq ksjig f.dia ;ukaf.a miqmi l,siï idlal=fõ ;snQ uqo,a miqíñh fidhd ne¨ úg Tyqg byfud< r;aúh'
uqo,a miqïìh idlal=fõ fkdùh' nia r:fha fikÛ w;ßka fmdlÜlrejl= miqïìhg j.lshd we;s nj f;areï .kakg jeä fõ,djla .; fkdùh' miqj Tyq ish ñ;=rkag mjid ;snqfKa tu miqïìfha remsh,a mka oyilg wdikak uqo,a ;snQ njhs'
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ore m%iQ;shla i|yd frday,g we;=<;a lr isá ish ìßhf.a ;kshg frdayf,ys /q|ùug fmïj;shla nj lshk ;reKshl f.k wd iajdñ mqreIfhl=g kS;Hdkql+, ìßhf.a ifydaor ifydaoßhkaf.ka fofkda odyla n,d isáh§ frday, wi, uyd ud¾.fha § wmQre ix.%yhlg uqyqK§ug isÿjQ w;r th k;r lsÍug y,dj; fmd,Sishg isÿjQ nj lsh;s'
fuu iajdñ mqreIhd Tyqg kS;Hdkql+, ìßh f;jk ore m%iQ;shg iQodkïj isá w;r miq.sh ld,fha§ ta w;ru iajdñ mqreIhd fjk;a weiqrlao mj;ajd f.k hk nj oek.;a ìßhf.a keoEfhda tu iïnkaO;dj k;r lsÍug lsishï Wmamrjeáhla fhdoñka isg we;'
tu iïnkaOh fy<s fkdlr È.gu mj;ajdf.k hdug iajdñ mqreIhd WmamrjeÜá fhdod we;s w;r újdyl ìßhg fuh oreKq wdldrfha ys; ßojkakla jqj;a ish ieñhdf.a fuu fydr jefå w,a,d .ekSu wehg úYd, m%Yakhla ù we;' fï nj weh ish ifydaor ifydaoßhkago mjid isáh;a Tjqkag tu ne£u fy<slr .ekSug fkdyels jk wdldrfhka È.gu ieñhd lghq;= lr we;'
fï w;r ìßh ore m%iQ;sh i|yd frday,a .; lr we;s w;r frdayf,a ffjoHjreka okajd we;af;a weh isfiaßhka ie;alulg Ndckh l< hq;= nj;a ta ksid wef.a Woõjg flfkl= weh iuÛ /|úh hq;= nj;ah'
fuys§ ieñhd ldka;djla bkakjd weh f.kd yels nj ish ìßhg okajd isá w;r fuys§ ìßh ieñhd f.k tkafka Tyqf.a wkshï ìßh hhs is;d fï nj ish {d;Skag okajd we;' Tjqkao fï wkqj úuis,su;aj isá w;r ish¨ ;;= fy<slr f.k ieñhd ldka;djla /f.k frday, lrd tk w;r u. /qlisg weh k;r lr m%Yak l< úg ìhg m;a weh ;ud fuu ieñhd iuÛ wkshñka mjq,a lk nj ms<s.;a w;r tys§ fldamhg m;a ifydaor ifydaoßhka fofokdgu weÛ r;ajk f,iska ix.%yhla lr we;'
fï wjia:dfõ§ tu ia:dkfhka .sh fmd,sia ks,OdÍka msßila isoaêh oel Tjqka fmd,Sishg f.k .sh wjia:dfõ§ o wkshï ìßh lshd we;af;a ;udg fuu mqreIhd wjYH njhs' miqj th úi|d .kakd f,ig wjjdo lr Tjqka uqodyer we;'
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l=vd lv uKaähls' tys m%Odk lvhla wi, nxl=jla yd mqgq lSmhla ;nd ;snqfKka jeä msßila tlaj l;d lrñka miqfj;s' miq.sh Èkl Tjqka foaYmd,kh l;d lsÍu ksid .egqï mjd we;sjQfhka uqo,d,s mqgq bj;afldg ‘foaYmd,kh wrf.k tkak tmd’hs oekaùula o t,aÆfõh'
fï ksidu lfåg tk msßi wvq úh' ‘jeämqr ñksiaiq tau j<lajkak uqo,d,s .ymq .eghla ´l' oex Tf;kag wr ‘''''’ lshk .Eks ßx.kjd ‘uqo,d,sf.a ìßhg wi,ajeis ldka;djla T;a;=jla ÿkakdh'
lreKq fijQ wehg jefå we;a; nj fmksK' fï ksidu wUqieñ wr.,o we;súh' miq.shod lfå t,a,d ;snQ ‘foaYmd,kh hk wl=re u; ljqfoda ‘ldka;djf.a ku w,jd ;snq‚' fuh ÿgq uqo,d,sg hld jeys‚' fuh ìßhf.a jevla hehs is;d uqo,d,s th .,jd brd úislf<a fyd| jpk fol ;=kla lshñkaÆ'
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;re‚hlf.a wdorh b,a,d nifha md mqjrefõ f.dia l,siu .,jd .;a fmïj;l= ms<sn|j fudrmsáh m%foaYfhka jd¾;d úh. isoaêh fufiah'
fudyq Èkm;d weh mka;s hk w;r;=r nifha md mqjrefõ isg weh foi n,ñka f.dia NdIdfjka hï hï foaj,a mjiñka hdu mqreoaola lrf.k ;snq‚'
tfy;a weh fudyqg wlue;s jQfha fudyq wehg fuka fo.=Khla jhiska jeä ksidh. tfy;a miqng fkdjQ fuu mqoa.,hd Èkm;du fuu ls%shdj isÿ lrf.k .sfhah. wlue;af;ka jqjo fuu ish,a, wehg ú|ord .ekSug isÿj ;snq‚. isoaêh jQ Èkfhao fuu mqoa.,hd bk.djg t,aÆKq wÆ;a ;df,a l,siula weo f.k nifha md mqjrejg f.dv ù ;u iqmqreÿ C%shdj mgka f.k ;sfí. l,siu Tyqf.a bfkys /q§ ;snqfKa hdka;ñks'
ál ÿrla hdfïÈ nih jhil ldka;djlg neiSug k;r l< w;r nifhka neiSfï§ fuu ldka;djf.a idß fmdg meg<S fuu mqoa.,hdf.a l,sifï fldklska w,a,df.k we;. nqre,g ;snQ l<siu;a iuÕ ldka;dj ìu jegqKq w;r nifha msßif.a yQ y~ ueoafoa wkx.hd lvhlg mek nih hk ;=re ieÕù isg we;'