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kuq;a tu wvq nia .dia;= iys; ud¾.fha Odjkh jk nia r:fha u.Skaf.a oeä ;onohla mj;sk w;r mdmqjrefõ mjd u.Ska ysgf.k hkq olakg ,efí'
tfia jqjo wfkla ud¾.fha nia .dia;=j remsh,a mylska jeä jqjo nia r:j, t;rï u.Ska msßila fkdue;s w;r ´kEu ia:dkhlska ke. nia r:fha wiqkaf.k hdug yels ;;a;ajhla mj;S' miq.sh Èkl fuu iq¿ jHdmdßlhd l=vd k.rhg meñK wdmiq .ug hdu i|yd nia kej;=ug meñKs w;r ál fõ,djlska remsh,a myla jeäfhka wh lrk ud¾.fha nia r: u.Ska lsysmfofkl= muKla kxjdf.k nia kej;=ug meñKsfhah'
kuq;a fuu jHdmdßlhd tu nia r:hg f.dv fkdjQfha ‘‘wehs wmrdfoa remsh,a myla jeäfhka fokafka’’ hehs is;ñks' tu nia r:h f.dia ál fõ,djlska wfkla ud¾.fha nia r:h meñKs w;r tys u.Syq msÍ isáhy'
mdmqjrefõ mjd lsysm fofkl=u /q£ isá w;r nia r:hg ke.Su mjd wmyiqúh' flfia fyda nia r:h ;=<g ßx.d.;a fuu jHdmdßlhd o fikÛ w;r f;rms f;rmS .uka lf<a b;sßlr.;a remsh,a my .ek is;d wdvïnr fjñks' ;u .ï fmfoig meñKs miq nia r:fhka nei.;a Tyq ksjig f.dia ;ukaf.a miqmi l,siï idlal=fõ ;snQ uqo,a miqíñh fidhd ne¨ úg Tyqg byfud< r;aúh'
uqo,a miqïìh idlal=fõ fkdùh' nia r:fha fikÛ w;ßka fmdlÜlrejl= miqïìhg j.lshd we;s nj f;areï .kakg jeä fõ,djla .; fkdùh' miqj Tyq ish ñ;=rkag mjid ;snqfKa tu miqïìfha remsh,a mka oyilg wdikak uqo,a ;snQ njhs'
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yosis wk;=rlska T;am,j isgsk wfhlaf.a nsrshg ne,au fy,d isgsk wkx.fhla wehg kshus; ia:dkhloS yuqjk f,i okajd hjd we;' weh fua nj ujg;a fidfydhqrdg;a oekajSu ksid Tjqka ta nj wkx.hdf.a jsjdyl nsrshg fy<sorjs fldg ;sfna'
weh ;u ieushd iËyka lr we;s ia:dkhg l,a we;sj f.dia ieZ.jS isgshdh' uo fjz,djlska wkx.hd /qjq, lmd fldKavh vhs fldg iqjË oshr o .,ajdf.k tu ia:dkhg meusKsfha n,dfmdfrd;a;4 bgqfjz hhs rdyq ld,h o n,d ure isgsk osidjg o msgqmdusks' Tyq wE;gu kshus; ia:dkfha ljqfoda isgskjd Ègqfjka yks yksl tys meusKsfhah' lreuhls' t;ek isgsfha Tyqf.au nsrshh'
lrlshd .; yels lsis;a fkdjQ wkx.hd nsrsh iuZ. f.or .sfha me;4uz nsËS fma3udf,dalh ksjShdfuks' wkx.hdf.a ryi Tyqf.a nsrshg lSjd hhs Tyq wdndOs;hdf.a nsrshg ;rAck" wmydi lrk njg weh osjq,msgsh fmd,sishg meusKs,s fldg we;' osjq,msgsh fmd,sish fuz ms<snË mrSlaIK isÈlrhs'
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tod bßodjls' mdßfNDa.slfhla rEmjdyskS wekagkd cela tlla ñ,§ .ekSug k.rhg meñ‚h;a" fjf<|i,a fndfydauhla jid ;sfnkq olakg ,enq‚'
tla fjf<| i,la újD;j ;sfnkq oel" fj<|if,a ysñlref.ka wekagkd cela ;sfhkjdoehs weiSh' Tõ ;shkjd ma,diaála tl yeghs' ksl,a tl iShhs ysñlre mejiSh'
ksl,a tl wvq keoaoehs weiQúg ´jd wmsg odkafka wkQjg remsh,a oyhl ,dnhla j;a ;sfhkak ´fka' ysñlre meyeÈ,s lf<ah' remsh,a iShla f.jd th ñ,§ .;a Tyq msgúh' k.rhg meñ‚ Tyq fjf<|i,a ish,a,u újD;j ;sfnkq oel úÿ,s Wmdx. fj<| ie,lska úÿ,s n,anhla ñ,§ .;aúh wekagkd cela tyso ;sfnkq oel ‘‘ksl,a wekagkd cela lShoehs’’ weiSh ‘‘remsh,a y;<syhs’’ mejisks'
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