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remsh,a myl jdish n,d remsh,a mkaoyila wysñ lr.;a mqoa.,hl= ms<sn| f;dr;=rla l÷rg m%foaYfha .ïudkhlska ,xld§mhg jd¾;d úh' isoaêh ieflúka fufiah' Tyq l÷rg m%foaYfha l=vd .ïudkhl mÈxÑ iq¿ mßudKfha jHdmdßlfhls'
tfia jqjo hyñka uqo,a yo,a Tyq i;=j ;sìK' tfia jqjo Tyq uqo,a úhoï lsÍug oeä f,danlula oelaúh' tu f,danlu ksid Tyqg isÿjQ wlr;eínhls fï' Tyq mÈxÑ .ug l=vd k.rfha isg hdug ud¾. folla mj;S' tla ud¾.hl nia .dia;=j wfkla ud¾.fha nia .dia;=jg jvd remsh,a mylska wvqh'
kuq;a tu wvq nia .dia;= iys; ud¾.fha Odjkh jk nia r:fha u.Skaf.a oeä ;onohla mj;sk w;r mdmqjrefõ mjd u.Ska ysgf.k hkq olakg ,efí'
tfia jqjo wfkla ud¾.fha nia .dia;=j remsh,a mylska jeä jqjo nia r:j, t;rï u.Ska msßila fkdue;s w;r ´kEu ia:dkhlska ke. nia r:fha wiqkaf.k hdug yels ;;a;ajhla mj;S' miq.sh Èkl fuu iq¿ jHdmdßlhd l=vd k.rhg meñK wdmiq .ug hdu i|yd nia kej;=ug meñKs w;r ál fõ,djlska remsh,a myla jeäfhka wh lrk ud¾.fha nia r: u.Ska lsysmfofkl= muKla kxjdf.k nia kej;=ug meñKsfhah'
kuq;a fuu jHdmdßlhd tu nia r:hg f.dv fkdjQfha ‘‘wehs wmrdfoa remsh,a myla jeäfhka fokafka’’ hehs is;ñks' tu nia r:h f.dia ál fõ,djlska wfkla ud¾.fha nia r:h meñKs w;r tys u.Syq msÍ isáhy'
mdmqjrefõ mjd lsysm fofkl=u /q£ isá w;r nia r:hg ke.Su mjd wmyiqúh' flfia fyda nia r:h ;=<g ßx.d.;a fuu jHdmdßlhd o fikÛ w;r f;rms f;rmS .uka lf<a b;sßlr.;a remsh,a my .ek is;d wdvïnr fjñks' ;u .ï fmfoig meñKs miq nia r:fhka nei.;a Tyq ksjig f.dia ;ukaf.a miqmi l,siï idlal=fõ ;snQ uqo,a miqíñh fidhd ne¨ úg Tyqg byfud< r;aúh'
uqo,a miqïìh idlal=fõ fkdùh' nia r:fha fikÛ w;ßka fmdlÜlrejl= miqïìhg j.lshd we;s nj f;areï .kakg jeä fõ,djla .; fkdùh' miqj Tyq ish ñ;=rkag mjid ;snqfKa tu miqïìfha remsh,a mka oyilg wdikak uqo,a ;snQ njhs'
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.fuka weú,a,d fld<U ldlafll=f.a .eghlg wyqfj,d
Wjukdfjkau u.Skaf.a wef.a yemS jákd nvq levqKd hehs ;¾ckh lr w,dN b,a,d u.Ska wirK lrk lKavdhula ms<sn| i;H isÿùula w.kqjßka jd¾;d úh' tÈk i;sfha Èkhla jQ ksid w.kqjr k.rh ckdlS¾Kj mej;=Ks'
fõ,dj fmrjre 10'30 g muK we;' k.rfha ùÈ È. tyd fuyd .uka l< kd.ßlhka fukau wE; .ïudkj,ska ;u wjYH;d i|yd meñKs msßia o jQy' k.rfha yria ùÈh È. w,xldrj T;k ,o md¾i,hla b;d wudrefjka Tijdf.k läuqäfha meñKs ;reKhd läuqäfhau bÈßhg .uka lrkakg úh' Tyq úreoaO me;a;g ùÈh Èf.a .uka lrñka isá ueÈjhfia u.shdf.a wefÛa yemsKs'
r;= ßnka tllska irid ;snQ j¾Kj;a md¾i,h ìu weo jegqfKa Yíohla o kÛñks md¾i,h ìu weo jeàfuka WrK jQ ;reKhd uy yçka u.shdg nek jÈkakg jQ ksid tydfuyd .uka l< u.Syq o tlg /qiajkakg jQy' ‘‘n,kjd uu re' 7500 ú;r úhoï lr, .;a; m%ikaÜ tl bjrhsfk' fldfyduo uu fjäka tlg hkafk oeka b;ska w,dNh ´kE’’ ‘‘fudlo@ fudlo@ jqfKa upx’’ md¾i,h È.yer ne¨ md¾i,h whs;slref.a iydhg meñKs mqoa.,fhla o u.shd foi rjd ne¨fõh'
fudlo lf<a n,kjd fï w¨;au fmdaisf,aka fiÜtl Tlafldu l=vqfka' kslï hkak fokak nE' w,dN f.jkak'’’ ;reKfhda fofokd lE.eyqfjdah' wirK u.shd ;u .uka u,a,g w;oud wirKj re' 500 la w;g .;af;ah'
‘‘wfka uy;a;fhda re' 750 hs uu <Û ;sfhkafka taflka 500 fokakï b;=re 250 ug .ug hkak ´kE' re' 500 w;g .;a ;reKhka fofokd msÛka lgq iys; fmÜáh whsklska ;nd ;j;a md¾i,hla youq hehs uquqKñka uy;a i;=áka läkñka wE;g Èj hkq fmKsk' wirK jQ u.shd oyäh msi.ksñka l=reKE., nihg ke..;af;a wdmiq tkakgh'
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ol=Kq m<Df;a ixpdrl l,dmhla ;=< msysá wdmkYd,djls' WoEik wdydrh i|yd meñKs ixpdrlhl=g wdmk Yd,d fiajlhl= fukq m; fmkajQ w;r Tyq tfoi fkdn,d ;u nE.fhka .;a fukqm;la fmkajd b¢ wdmam wekjqï lf<ah'
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Tfydu lrkak tmd' oeka tk gqjßia,d biair wh jf.a fkfjhs' fï rgg tk gqjßia,dg rg .ek fyd| mqyqKqjla fokjd' wdydrmdk j, jákdlu;a okakjd' ta ú;rla fkfuhs' wfma NdIdj .ek;a mqyqKqjla fokjd' oeka Th lshmq jpk fiaru thdg f;afrkak we;s' lS Tyq Thd,g w,dNhla jqKd kï uu tal f.jkakï lshd ;u idlal=jg w; oeñh'
fiajlhd fu,a,ù wdmiq .sh w;r iqÿ cd;slhd NdId mßj¾;l fmd; foi n,ñka u.fmkajkakdg iqyo iskyjla mEjdÆ'