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ieñhdf.a iqr;,sh ìßhf.a ;kshg f.keú;a crurhl



ore m‍%iQ;shla i|yd frday,g we;=<;a lr isá ish ìßhf.a ;kshg frdayf,ys /q|ùug fmïj;shla nj lshk ;reKshl f.k wd iajdñ mqreIfhl=g kS;Hdkql+, ìßhf.a ifydaor ifydaoßhkaf.ka fofkda odyla n,d isáh§ frday, wi, uyd ud¾.fha § wmQre ix.‍%yhlg uqyqK§ug isÿjQ w;r th k;r lsÍug y,dj; fmd,Sishg isÿjQ nj lsh;s'

fuu iajdñ mqreIhd Tyqg kS;Hdkql+, ìßh f;jk ore m‍%iQ;shg iQodkïj isá w;r miq.sh ld,fha§ ta w;ru iajdñ mqreIhd fjk;a weiqrlao mj;ajd f.k hk nj oek.;a ìßhf.a keoEfhda tu iïnkaO;dj k;r lsÍug lsishï Wmamrjeáhla fhdoñka isg we;'

tu iïnkaOh fy<s fkdlr È.gu mj;ajdf.k hdug iajdñ mqreIhd WmamrjeÜá fhdod we;s w;r újdyl ìßhg fuh oreKq wdldrfha ys; ßojkakla jqj;a ish ieñhdf.a fuu fydr jefå w,a,d .ekSu wehg úYd, m‍%Yakhla ù we;' fï nj weh ish ifydaor ifydaoßhkago mjid isáh;a Tjqkag tu ne£u fy<slr .ekSug fkdyels jk wdldrfhka È.gu ieñhd lghq;= lr we;'

fï w;r ìßh ore m‍%iQ;sh i|yd frday,a .; lr we;s w;r frdayf,a ffjoHjreka okajd we;af;a weh isfiaßhka ie;alulg Ndckh l< hq;= nj;a ta ksid wef.a Woõjg flfkl= weh iuÛ /|úh hq;= nj;ah'

fuys§ ieñhd ldka;djla bkakjd weh f.kd yels nj ish ìßhg okajd isá w;r fuys§ ìßh ieñhd f.k tkafka Tyqf.a wkshï ìßh hhs is;d fï nj ish {d;Skag okajd we;' Tjqkao fï wkqj úuis,su;aj isá w;r ish¨ ;;= fy<slr f.k ieñhd ldka;djla /f.k frday, lrd tk w;r u. /qlisg weh k;r lr m‍%Yak l< úg ìhg m;a weh ;ud fuu ieñhd iuÛ wkshñka mjq,a lk nj ms<s.;a w;r tys§ fldamhg m;a ifydaor ifydaoßhka fofokdgu weÛ r;ajk f,iska ix.‍%yhla lr we;'

fï wjia:dfõ§ tu ia:dkfhka .sh fmd,sia ks,OdÍka msßila isoaêh oel Tjqka fmd,Sishg f.k .sh wjia:dfõ§ o wkshï ìßh lshd we;af;a ;udg fuu mqreIhd wjYH njhs' miqj th úi|d .kakd f,ig wjjdo lr Tjqka uqodyer we;'

ìßhf.a WmamrjeÜáfhka uqo,d,sg hld jeys,d



l=vd lv uKaähls' tys m‍%Odk lvhla wi, nxl=jla yd mqgq lSmhla ;nd ;snqfKka jeä msßila tlaj l;d lrñka miqfj;s' miq.sh Èkl Tjqka foaYmd,kh l;d lsÍu ksid .egqï mjd we;sjQfhka uqo,d,s mqgq bj;afldg ‘foaYmd,kh wrf.k tkak tmd’hs oekaùula o t,aÆfõh'

fï ksidu lfåg tk msßi wvq úh' ‘jeämqr ñksiaiq tau j<lajkak uqo,d,s .ymq .eghla ´l' oex Tf;kag wr ‘''''’ lshk .Eks ßx.kjd ‘uqo,d,sf.a ìßhg wi,ajeis ldka;djla T;a;=jla ÿkakdh'

lreKq fijQ wehg jefå we;a; nj fmksK' fï ksidu wUqieñ wr.,o we;súh' miq.shod lfå t,a,d ;snQ ‘foaYmd,kh hk wl=re u; ljqfoda ‘ldka;djf.a ku w,jd ;snq‚' fuh ÿgq uqo,d,sg hld jeys‚' fuh ìßhf.a jevla hehs is;d uqo,d,s th .,jd brd úislf<a fyd| jpk fol ;=kla lshñkaÆ'

;re‚hf.a wdorh b,a,d nihg ke.=Kq wkx.hdf.a l,siu .e,ú,d




;re‚hlf.a wdorh b,a,d nifha md mqjrefõ f.dia l,siu .,jd .;a fmïj;l= ms<sn|j fudrmsáh m‍%foaYfhka jd¾;d úh. isoaêh fufiah'

fudyq Èkm;d weh mka;s hk w;r;=r nifha md mqjrefõ isg weh foi n,ñka f.dia NdIdfjka hï hï foaj,a mjiñka hdu mqreoaola lrf.k ;snq‚'

tfy;a weh fudyqg wlue;s jQfha fudyq wehg fuka fo.=Khla jhiska jeä ksidh. tfy;a miqng fkdjQ fuu mqoa.,hd Èkm;du fuu ls‍%shdj isÿ lrf.k .sfhah. wlue;af;ka jqjo fuu ish,a, wehg ú|ord .ekSug isÿj ;snq‚. isoaêh jQ Èkfhao fuu mqoa.,hd bk.djg t,aÆKq wÆ;a ;df,a l,siula weo f.k nifha md mqjrejg f.dv ù ;u iqmqreÿ C%shdj mgka f.k ;sfí. l,siu Tyqf.a bfkys /q§ ;snqfKa hdka;ñks'

ál ÿrla hdfïÈ nih jhil ldka;djlg neiSug k;r l< w;r nifhka neiSfï§ fuu ldka;djf.a idß fmdg meg<S fuu mqoa.,hdf.a l,sifï fldklska w,a,df.k we;. nqre,g ;snQ l<siu;a iuÕ ldka;dj ìu jegqKq w;r nifha msßif.a yQ y~ ueoafoa wkx.hd lvhlg mek nih hk ;=re ieÕù isg we;'

fldkafoa wudrejg fí;a .kak .sh l; fjodg nfha mek weú;a



fldkafoa wudrelg m‍%;sldr .kak fjo uy;l= yuqùug f.dia fmda,sfï isá ldka;djla t;ek isá fjk;a ldka;djlf.a lSulg ìhg m;aù m‍%;sldr fkdf.ku wdmiq .sh nj lshk mqj;la jhU m<df;a mqrdK .ulska wikakg ,enq‚'

.Dy‚hl jk weh ld,hl isg fldkafoa wudrejlska mSvd ú¢ñka isákakSh'

fï i|yd weh okakd lshk fndfyda ;ekaj,ska l< m‍%;sldr .Õg lemQ bks fuka úh. isÿjQ tlu foh kï wef.a w;ñg ysÕùu;a ta ksidu mjqf,a wd¾Ólhg oeä n,mEula t,a,ùu;a mu‚' wjidkfha§ weh ;jÿrg;a ;udf.a fldkafoa wudrejg m‍%;sldr fkdlr isàug ;SrKh l<dh. fufia ál l,la .;úh. Èkla fuu frda.S ldka;djf.a ieñhdg Tyqf.a ñ;=rl=f.a ud¾.fhka jhU m<df;a olaI wdhq¾fõo fjo uy;l= ms<sn|j úia;r oek .ekSug ,eî we;'

tu úia;rhg wkqj wod, fjo uy;d levqï ì÷ï fjolug úfYaI{fhls. Bg wu;rj iakdhq frda.dndOj,g o m‍%;sldr lrhs' ta i|yd Tyqg frda.shd úiska nq,;a w;g ;shd fok lShla fyda i;=áka ms<s.kakjd yer fjk lsis÷ uqo,la o wh fkdlrhs' fuu f;dr;=re frda.S ldka;djg fukau wef.a mjqf,a whg o uy;a wiajeis,a,la f.k fok lreKla úh. ta wkqj l;sldlr .;a Èkl WoEiku ish ieñhd o iuÕ frda.S l; h;=re meÈhlska wod< fjo f.org .shdh'

Tjqka fjo f.org hk úg;a frda.Syq úYd, msßila ;u wjia:dj tk f;la fm<ska fm<g wiqka f.k isáhy' Bg wkqj lghq;= l< wm frda.S l; o mshjfrka mshjr bÈßhg hñka meh lSmhlg miqj fjo uy;d isák ldurfha fodrgqjg wdikak jQjdh' ta jk úg fjo uy;d yuqjg f.dia isáfha wehg bÈßfhka jQ mqgqfõ jdäù isá fldkafoa wudrej je<÷Kq ;j;a ldka;djls' we;=f<a isá weh tla jru ‘wfka'' wïfuda'''’ hehs lshd fuys§ uy yhsfhka lE .id we;'

tu yçka NS;shg m;a wm frda.S l; tlajru ta wikakfha frd.shl= iuÕ isá ldka;djlf.a uqyqK foi n,d we;. túg tu ldka;dj ‘fldkao lv,Æfka yokafka talhs Th’ hehs wm frda.S l;f.a lkg <xù mjid we;. tu l;dj úYajdi l< frda.S l; ;j ;j;a NS;shg m;aù we;. ta wkqj ìu n,d.;a weh fjo uy;d yuqùu mfil <d ysñka iSrefõ ;u wiqkska ke.sg ieñhd fidhd msg;g f.dia we;'

 
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