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ieñhdf.a iqr;,sh ìßhf.a ;kshg f.keú;a crurhl



ore m‍%iQ;shla i|yd frday,g we;=<;a lr isá ish ìßhf.a ;kshg frdayf,ys /q|ùug fmïj;shla nj lshk ;reKshl f.k wd iajdñ mqreIfhl=g kS;Hdkql+, ìßhf.a ifydaor ifydaoßhkaf.ka fofkda odyla n,d isáh§ frday, wi, uyd ud¾.fha § wmQre ix.‍%yhlg uqyqK§ug isÿjQ w;r th k;r lsÍug y,dj; fmd,Sishg isÿjQ nj lsh;s'

fuu iajdñ mqreIhd Tyqg kS;Hdkql+, ìßh f;jk ore m‍%iQ;shg iQodkïj isá w;r miq.sh ld,fha§ ta w;ru iajdñ mqreIhd fjk;a weiqrlao mj;ajd f.k hk nj oek.;a ìßhf.a keoEfhda tu iïnkaO;dj k;r lsÍug lsishï Wmamrjeáhla fhdoñka isg we;'

tu iïnkaOh fy<s fkdlr È.gu mj;ajdf.k hdug iajdñ mqreIhd WmamrjeÜá fhdod we;s w;r újdyl ìßhg fuh oreKq wdldrfha ys; ßojkakla jqj;a ish ieñhdf.a fuu fydr jefå w,a,d .ekSu wehg úYd, m‍%Yakhla ù we;' fï nj weh ish ifydaor ifydaoßhkago mjid isáh;a Tjqkag tu ne£u fy<slr .ekSug fkdyels jk wdldrfhka È.gu ieñhd lghq;= lr we;'

fï w;r ìßh ore m‍%iQ;sh i|yd frday,a .; lr we;s w;r frdayf,a ffjoHjreka okajd we;af;a weh isfiaßhka ie;alulg Ndckh l< hq;= nj;a ta ksid wef.a Woõjg flfkl= weh iuÛ /|úh hq;= nj;ah'

fuys§ ieñhd ldka;djla bkakjd weh f.kd yels nj ish ìßhg okajd isá w;r fuys§ ìßh ieñhd f.k tkafka Tyqf.a wkshï ìßh hhs is;d fï nj ish {d;Skag okajd we;' Tjqkao fï wkqj úuis,su;aj isá w;r ish¨ ;;= fy<slr f.k ieñhd ldka;djla /f.k frday, lrd tk w;r u. /qlisg weh k;r lr m‍%Yak l< úg ìhg m;a weh ;ud fuu ieñhd iuÛ wkshñka mjq,a lk nj ms<s.;a w;r tys§ fldamhg m;a ifydaor ifydaoßhka fofokdgu weÛ r;ajk f,iska ix.‍%yhla lr we;'

fï wjia:dfõ§ tu ia:dkfhka .sh fmd,sia ks,OdÍka msßila isoaêh oel Tjqka fmd,Sishg f.k .sh wjia:dfõ§ o wkshï ìßh lshd we;af;a ;udg fuu mqreIhd wjYH njhs' miqj th úi|d .kakd f,ig wjjdo lr Tjqka uqodyer we;'

jeäfhka .;a; i,a,s lgg nfha wdmyq §,d



tod bßodjls' mdßfNDa.slfhla rEmjdyskS wekagkd cela tlla ñ,§ .ekSug k.rhg meñ‚h;a" fjf<|i,a fndfydauhla jid ;sfnkq olakg ,enq‚'

tla fjf<| i,la újD;j ;sfnkq oel" fj<|if,a ysñlref.ka wekagkd cela ;sfhkjdoehs weiSh' Tõ ;shkjd ma,diaála tl yeghs' ksl,a tl iShhs ysñlre mejiSh'

ksl,a tl wvq keoaoehs weiQúg ´jd wmsg odkafka wkQjg remsh,a oyhl ,dnhla j;a ;sfhkak ´fka' ysñlre meyeÈ,s lf<ah' remsh,a iShla f.jd th ñ,§ .;a Tyq msgúh' k.rhg meñ‚ Tyq fjf<|i,a ish,a,u újD;j ;sfnkq oel úÿ,s Wmdx. fj<| ie,lska úÿ,s n,anhla ñ,§ .;aúh wekagkd cela tyso ;sfnkq oel ‘‘ksl,a wekagkd cela lShoehs’’ weiSh ‘‘remsh,a y;<syhs’’ mejisks'

tlla ñ,§ .;a fyf;u .sfha fmrÈk cela tl ñ,§ .;a fj<| i,gh' tys ysñlre fj<|if,a isákq oel.; yelsúh' n,kjd Bfha uu fï cela tl fu;kska .;af;a remsh,a ishhlg' talu tyd lfå remsh,a y;<syhs' hkqfjka fldmfhka mejeiSh' ìhjQ fj<|ie,a ysñlre ‘‘fïfla f.da,hd Th jf.a fudav jev ;uhs lrkafka' ´l remsh,a y;<syhs' fukak uy;a;hdf.a b;sß remsh,a yeg'

f.da,hd wdmq fokaflda fyd| jevla lrkak' hehs mejiSh' mdßfNDa.slhd wdmiq tk .uka ys;jf;l=g fufia mejeiSh'

ìßhf.a WmamrjeÜáfhka uqo,d,sg hld jeys,d



l=vd lv uKaähls' tys m‍%Odk lvhla wi, nxl=jla yd mqgq lSmhla ;nd ;snqfKka jeä msßila tlaj l;d lrñka miqfj;s' miq.sh Èkl Tjqka foaYmd,kh l;d lsÍu ksid .egqï mjd we;sjQfhka uqo,d,s mqgq bj;afldg ‘foaYmd,kh wrf.k tkak tmd’hs oekaùula o t,aÆfõh'

fï ksidu lfåg tk msßi wvq úh' ‘jeämqr ñksiaiq tau j<lajkak uqo,d,s .ymq .eghla ´l' oex Tf;kag wr ‘''''’ lshk .Eks ßx.kjd ‘uqo,d,sf.a ìßhg wi,ajeis ldka;djla T;a;=jla ÿkakdh'

lreKq fijQ wehg jefå we;a; nj fmksK' fï ksidu wUqieñ wr.,o we;súh' miq.shod lfå t,a,d ;snQ ‘foaYmd,kh hk wl=re u; ljqfoda ‘ldka;djf.a ku w,jd ;snq‚' fuh ÿgq uqo,d,sg hld jeys‚' fuh ìßhf.a jevla hehs is;d uqo,d,s th .,jd brd úislf<a fyd| jpk fol ;=kla lshñkaÆ'

 
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